Why are these things a thing?

• Why is the word “Fleek” a thing?
• Why is reality T.V. a thing?
• Why is Jersey Shore a thing?
• Why is wearing pants down to your knees a thing?
• Why are ass-less chaps a thing?
• Why camel-toe underwear a thing? (Like really?! Ew)
• Why are men thongs a thing?
• Why are face tattoos a thing?
• Why are taxes a thing?
• Why is kale a thing?
• Why is girls going underwear-less a thing?
• Whys candy mixed with popcorn a thing?
• Why is men always talking about cars a thing?
• Why is beard glitter a thing?
• Why is football player’s slapping each other’s ass a thing?
• Why in God’s good name is baby shark a thing?!?!
• Why are white shoes a thing?
• Why is twerking a thing?
• Why is anal probing a thing?
• Why is eating ass a thing? (You poop out of that hole!!!)
• Why is fireball a thing?
• Why is foot fetishes a thing?
• Why are glow in the dark condoms a thing?
• Why is splitting your tongue a thing?
• Why is guy’s wearing girls jeans a thing?
• Why is fast food fish a thing?
• Why is “Bae” a thing?
• Why is common core a thing?
• Why is kids watching kids play with toys on YouTube a thing?

Do any of y’all know why these things are even a thing??? These are the questions that haunt me.

If y’all know of any things that should not be things, please let me know in the comments below!!!