Most the stuff in your purse is for your kid.
When you know the theme song to Daniel Tiger and super why.
You know all the songs on Trolls, AND sing along with them.
You ask, “Did you poop?” more than any other question.
You don’t know what peeing alone is like anymore.
You love naptime more than your child does.
You’ve caught vomit in your bare hands in mid air with no second thought.
You constantly buy unnecessary kids clothes instead of clothes for yourself that you desperately need.
A lot of your groceries consist of snacks.
You have to hide in the closet to eat your bag of Cheetos in peace without having to share.
You depend on coffee or another caffeinated substances to get through every day.
You own more kid movies than adult movies.
When your belongings such as your phone, glasses and wallet go missing on a daily basis.
You get excited over another human being pooping in the toilet.
You watch more kid movies than anything else.
You sleep at the very edge of your bed when your kid is sleeping in it with you.
You find the quiet suspicious, not relaxing.
You find toys in the refrigerator.
You find little shoes in the garbage can.
Your house looks like a huge tornado hit it.
I’m sure all my Mama friends can relate to all of these. If you have more to add to the list, please, drop it in the comments below, I’d love to hear them.